Well, my friend, this is your lucky day! I can set you up! How much $$$$ you got?
What If...you could form an investment with known future earnings for the next twelve months? Could you make money? What if...you could structure your exact desired interest rate? Could you make money? What if...your cash flow could be insured, barring nuclear war? Could you make money? What if...you could interchange components of your investment at will, and get paid additional fees for doing so? Could you make money? What if...you could not be sued for making money, because you don't even exist? Could you make money? What if...you owned every legislator and every judge in creation, so you could change any rule you desired as the situation changed? Could you make money? What if...your investment components performed lower than expectation, and the US Government would print extra money just for you? Could you make money? What if...you could invent a special language, and special rules, and they would remain secret only to your masters? Could you make money? What if...you didn't have to define your investment under mathematical laws, but only a system of data entry? Could you make money? What if...you could value your investment internally and external Good Faith Accountants would underwrite your scheme? For a fee. Could you make money? What if...you could fold up your investment for cash at any point, and not have to go to jail? Could you make money? What if...you could lease office buildings, computers, and temporary staff for whatever you needed to run your scam, and you could fund your operation with fees rather than profits? Could you make money? What if...you never made a profit, and never paid a tax, and only paid yourself according to your own defined performance metrics? Could you make obscene amounts of money? What if...you get caught? Do you have to go to the Graybar Hotel and learn a vocation? Not a chance. Just Call Barack.
Well, my friend, this is your lucky day! I can set you up! How much $$$$ you got?
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